No...this is not a perverted blog, I swear.
It is just a rant about my 3.5 year old is OBSESSED with his winky, pee pee, ding-a-ling, or whatever you want to call it. And to be honest I just don't know what to do about it.
Do I make rules about where and when he can touch it? Perhaps post them on the fridge for everyone to see?
Do I ignore it and look the other way when he has his hands down his pants at birthday parties, swim lessons, and everwhere in between? This will be one way to help him keep track of his toys as no one else will want to play with them!
Do I embrace all this touching and feeling? no, no, no...jokes about this will just get totally perverse and make even me blush!
Whatever the course I take, I have to do something. All this penis exposure is just too much. He, on the other hand, seems fine with it and finds new uses for his appendage at every turn. In fact, today he realized that it was a good place to hang his swim goggles.
Just be glad there are no pictures for this blog!
Thursday, March 06, 2008
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This makes me laugh, thinking back to little bro about age 3. The places his penis would go... Are you familiar with those old wrestler figures with the hole in the back for your thumb? Yeah, he liked that hole in the back... Boys:)
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