Friday, September 29, 2006

Who's afraid of the Nap Nazi?

Her sister, her husband, and anyone else who has been victim to her vicious anger. With the incredible hulk as her mentor, she instantly changes from a loving mother and wife into a raving bitch from hell without any notice. All it takes is one slam of the door, one unwanted phone call, or one barking jack russell outside. Once obsessed with yoga, happy hours, and the Nordstrom Sale (ok, somethings don't change), all that matters now is 3 uninterrupted hours of sleep for her precious little one. Crabby baby=bitchy mommy.

And believe you me, if you violate these rules in her better be prepared for the wrath of the Nap Nazi. She's mean, she's bitchy, and she isn't forgiving. Just ask her hubby.

Beware, that's all I have to say, beware of the Nap Nazi...she's not your friend. And she doesn't go away until after cocktail hour and Elmo.