Step One: Plant spring flowers in urns outside
Step Two: Awake the next morning to find all plants eaten...blame deer.
Step 3: find fury looking creature with petunia hanging out of his mouth. Guilty before proven innocent.
Step Four: Pay man in beat-up pick-up to "take care of the problem" a la Tony Soprano
Step Five: rejoice, no longer cranky.
1 comment:
WAIT! He's sort of CUTE!!! New household pet, perhaps??
I kind of want to squish his fat little head.
P.S. if you're TRYING to save the earth, you could start by cuddling the yard rodents, you know...
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