Friday, August 17, 2007

More things you shouldn't say...

And I'm talk to you honey...

1. I'm sooo tired (uhhh...is that because you were up every hour feeding your youngest or because you were watching Magnum reruns and drinking port on the couch???)

2. I feel fat (uhhh...is that because your body refuses to give up the extra 20 pounds from childbirth or because you had Hardee's, a smoothie, and a doughnut FOR BREAKFAST!)

3. I need a vacation (uhhh...is that because you haven't had 1 minute without being responsible for at least 1 child in the past 3 months or because you just returned home from a trip to LA WITHOUT KIDS, and are just a bit hungover)